"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
07/02/2019 at 09:59 • Filed to: None | 2 | 6 |
My pond is looking good, and the lily pads are almost at the surface.
I need marital assistance. We are going to the coast to see my mom for 4th of July (and I have to BBQ for 20 people). I want to take the bike because Hwy 1 + bike = Nirvana. It is about 150 miles over the mountains with some nice twi sties to get there - including the spot where James Dean died (kinda - they moved the road so the actual spot is in a field.). My older son is bringing his girlfriend and - I WIN DAD OF THE YEAR- I am letting him drive her over and keep the Sunchaser for the holiday weekend.
My wife is adamantly opposed to me taking the bike, convinced I will be taken out by a moron in an oversized SUV with a “SAVE THE OCEANO DUNES” sticker on the back. How do I convince her that I can ride to the coast and not die?
PowderHound
> ImmoralMinority
07/02/2019 at 10:12 | 0 |
Bribe her with parts for the fiat?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> ImmoralMinority
07/02/2019 at 10:16 | 3 |
Don’t play koi with us!
Now that I have the pun out of my system, you should lobby for taking the bike at a funny time of day when most of the morons are in bed and you’re only sharing the road with the drunks and tweakers.
Ash78, voting early and often
> ImmoralMinority
07/02/2019 at 10:23 | 2 |
Hwy 1 + bike = Nirvana
You’ll kill yourself?
Say, how much for a quarter ounce of “Li
ly Pads”? Do you break those packages down?
nermal
> ImmoralMinority
07/02/2019 at 10:38 | 0 |
Need more logistics info.
How long will you be there for? Is it just a day trip, or a multi day trip? How will she be getting there?
CaptDale - is secretly British
> ImmoralMinority
07/02/2019 at 12:47 | 1 |
Well I rode my bike to your Mom’s. Admiditley shorter ride, but also with a passenger and faired just fine.
TheRealBicycleBuck
> ImmoralMinority
07/02/2019 at 20:19 | 0 |
My first really long ride was pretty miserable, even on a bike that was designed to be a sport-tourer. Granted, the way wasn’t twisty and I got caught in a traffic jam, but if I were in your shoes, I’d be sure I could make the trip without being miserable (and upsetting my wife in the process).